When Valentinian said something along the lines of, \"there\'s no way in fucking Hell I\'m going to give you half of my Empire\", Attila basically said, \"bitch, I wasn\'t asking for your fucking permission.\" Now that\'s badass.
[Attila first move was] to walk up to the Emperor of the Eastern Roman Empire, metaphorically bitch-slap him in the fucking face with his dick [...]