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« am: 17. März 2011 - 11:20:14 »

Nachdem ich grad erst diesen Bereich entdeckt habe, stell ich gleich mal Dust Tactics vor:

Hier findet ihr eine Vorstellung der Grundbox:
http://www.at43-forum.de/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=2642

Hier die gesammelten News:
http://www.at43-forum.de/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=1323

Und hier die engl. Regeln (deutsche Regeln folgen demnächst):
Dust Tactics Core (engl.): http://fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/dust-tactics/support/dust-tactics-rulebook.pdf
Operation Cyclone (engl.): http://fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/dust-tactics/support/dust-tactics-oc-rules.pdf
Turnierregeln V1.2 (engl.): http://fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/dust-tactics/support/dust-tactics-tournament-rules-web.pdf
Armeebögen (engl.): http://fantasyflightgames.com/ffg_content/dust-tactics/support/army-planning-sheet-web.pdf

Und hier die aktuellen News:
Neues vom Dust Studio

Über den Webshop des Dust Studio sind die folgenden Produkte erhältlich:

Panzersperren Set A fĂĽr $19,99 aus Resin



Unpassierbares Gelände für $9,99 aus Resin



Operation Cyclone Premium Edition $49,99 (Helden sind auf Studioneveau angemalt)
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« Antwort #1 am: 17. März 2011 - 14:02:58 »

Naja... Gier Krieg in 28 mm.... wer\'s mag... sm_party_joint
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« Antwort #2 am: 22. März 2011 - 01:30:16 »

Hat mich nach einem intensiven Testspiel leider auch nicht ĂĽberzeugt.
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Webseite: http://www.phantasos-studio.de
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YouTube-Kanal: http://www.youtube.com/user/phantasosspiele

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« Antwort #3 am: 23. März 2011 - 01:01:50 »

Leichte Läufer + Operation Seelöwe

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Colonel Sigred Von Thaler pressed her lips together; it was her version of a smile. She watched as the second wave of Allied infantry broke under another blast of fire from Heinrich. Overpowering the enemy was her favorite way to do battle. She turned to admonish Manfred for doubting the success of their campaign, when she heard a roaring blast. Sigred looked back in time to see her own troops retreating. An Allied Walker advanced upon them, and it had...a phaser.

Fantasy Flight Games is thrilled to announce the upcoming release of two new Walker expansions for Dust Tactics, the tactical miniatures board game of explosive battlefield combat! The Light Assault Walker and the Light Panzer Walker (for your Allied or Axis forces, respectively) bring agility and deadly weapon systems to your Dust Tactics troops.

New Firepower

With the Allied forces heralding formidable units into the fray, Axis players will want to expand their armies to include a walker with multiple cannons for a broad range attack or a laser cannon to target Allied squads. The Light Panzer Walker body can be customized to either Heinrich or Hermann, both offering advantages for any Axis general to bring onto the battlefield.

With one of the most deadly weapon systems seen since the beginning of the war, the Panzer AufkclarerLaufer 1-A, aka “Heinrich” can crush an entire squad, whether or not it’s equipped with heavy armor. Heinrich’s incredible firepower derives from its four powerful FlaKvierling cannons. The Panzer AufkclarerLaufer 1-A is also versatile enough to use against lightly armored targets or engage enemies from a great distance, due to it being a light and agile vehicle.

The Axis’ newest light footed anti-tank robot, Hermann, elicits the same uneasiness in your opponent as Heinrich. With a revolutionary laser cannon Hermann can easily destroy targets much heavier than itself. Entering into a long engagement? Partner Hermann with your other Axis units, like a Recon Grenadiers squad, to both protect it and utilize it for a lengthy battle. If you’re looking to annihilate your opponent early in the game, find Hermann a secure position and use its sustained fire to waste any Allied armored unit.

Swift Action

An Allied general, desiring glory on the battlefield for himself and his nation, must bring the best of the best to the front lines. The newest Dust Tactics Light Assault Walkers, Wildfire and Honey, provide players with a multitude of advantages.

Created by Allied scientists, Wildfire’s dreadful weapon system will be a match for any Axis weaponry. The four heavy machine guns that top this light-weight robot fire simultaneously, delivering a deluge of firepower that lights up the darkest battlefield. Axis infantry and light vehicles will fall under the cloud of bullets that Wildfire strikes them with again and again. Eager for a speedy offensive? Use this Light Assault Walker’s high mobility and incredible agility to take a careless enemy by surprise.

There is nothing sweet about Honey except for its name. With a new next-generation phaser weapon system, this anti-tank is ready to erase your enemy from the board. With its superior system that can even engage heavy targets, Honey is an ideal vanguard of any Allied offensive. Want to blast your enemy with synchronized attacks? Honey was made to cooperate with other Allied troops, like Recon Rangers. Unify the strike by using Honey to attack the armored targets, while you have other Allied units fight against the Axis infantry.

With exciting and incredible abilities, these new Walker expansions will blast energy into your Dust Tactics experience. Check back for more information about these exciting new walkers for Dust Tactics, and get ready to take the offensive!





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“The weather forecast guys were wrong again. It’s too cloudy, too windy. We are going to lose many soldiers in the parachuting. And these new airplanes make too much noise-the English will hear us coming from kilometers away.”
-Manfred Kreuzer


The Allies are desperate; they face catastrophic losses across the coast of Great Britain. Dover is in ruins, overrun by Axis Walkers, Brighton is beset by Axis barges, Portsmouth has fallen, with Southampton to follow. With the situation so dire, the Allied forces have no choice but to split their focus, sending Her Majesty’s fleet to face the Axis Kriegsmarine in the Channel, and leaving the naval base at Scapa Flow defenseless...or so it seems.

Fantasy Flight Games is thrilled to announce the upcoming expansion for Dust Tactics, Operation “SeeLöwe!” An epic battle awaits you off the northeast coast of Scotland, at Scapa Flow. While the Allies rush to finish the development of a revolutionary new type of aircraft carrier, the secret Axis organization, Blutkreuz Korps, has deployed to Scapa Flow with one mission: capture the new ship or destroy it! But the Blutkreuz Korps are unaware that a special division of ASOCOM is stationed at the naval base. They will prove a difficult challenge for the Axis forces.

Operation “SeeLöwe” offers players eight new exciting scenarios that tell the story of the attack on Scapa Flow and its defenses. New tiles introduce buildings into the game, offering players new tactical decisions in an urban environment. New rules and new heroes further immerse you into this stimulating expedition.

Top Secret Origins

Also included in Operation “SeeLöwe” is the never-before-read history of the Axis and one of the cornerstones of their forces: the Blutkreuz Korps. Discover how and why this secret organization was born, and what motivates their sinister quest for absolute power. Uncover truths known only to a select Axis few, such as the conspiracy surrounding Hitler’s death.

Operation “SeeLöwe” welcomes two new heroes to the war:

Ozz 117

While Ozz 117’s real name is unknown, he is one of the most active agents for the Allied forces. Equipped with the new Heavy Ranger armor, he is dangerously strong on the battlefield. Combining his Rocket Punch skill with his new Heroic Attack ability could change the course of battle in an instant. Also possessing the Jump skill, Ozz 117 is ready to handle the new building terrain. Ozz 117 believes the future of warfare will be based on his new armor; test him out and see if you agree.

Markus

Desperate to create a herculean subject that could withstand space travel, Axis scientists created Markus, the first successful specimen of their genetic experiments. With Markus’ amazing potential and an unachieved space program, The Blutkreuz Korps redirected Markus into combat. As a “war gorilla,” he is both capable of annihilating the enemy with his inhuman strength or his steel combat weapons and panzer gloves. Highly intelligent, this genetically-altered ape can use the new Charge and Blutkreuz Ape skills against his opponents.

Operation “SeeLöwe” will introduce a new level of strategy to your Dust Tactics gaming experiences. The scenarios included have no fixed amount of army points, allowing players to practice a different form of campaign customization. With an Allied hero with super strength and the first inhuman hero spawned by Axis experiments, this operation assures that the battlefield will never be the same.

Be on the lookout for updates on Operation “SeeLöwe” in the coming weeks, and be prepared to take the battle indoors!



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« Antwort #4 am: 11. April 2011 - 09:53:03 »

Aprilerscheinungen

DT011 – Dust Tactics Kommandotrupp
DT012 – Dust Tactics The Boss
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« Antwort #5 am: 25. April 2011 - 13:36:07 »

Veröffentlichungen und BBQ

Anfang Mai erscheinen die folgenden Boxen:

DT013 Dust Tactics: Special Ops Grenadiers
DT014 Dust Tactics: Special Ops Rangers

AuĂźerdem sind ab sofort die Command Squads fĂĽr Achse und Alliierte lieferbar.

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A Massive Serving of Damage

The BBQ Squad is an elite group of assault rangers, equipped with brutal firepower. Use them correctly, and they become one of the most powerful units in your arsenal. With Shotguns, a Flamethrower, and Demo Charges, the BBQ Squad is capable of destroying opposing infantry and tanks.

Although these rangers only have a weapon range of 1, they are specialists in close range combat, and their weapon range is counteracted by their Fast ability, which allows them to move an additional space each turn. Currently they are the infantry squad in the game with this ability.

After utilizing the Fast ability to set your rangers up in an adjoining square, annihilate a tank with one hit from your Flamethrower. Or dominate the fight against other infantry units; the BBQ Squad is able to roll more dice against other units; in fact they can roll up to 17 dice against an opposing squad of five soldiers.



With four Shotguns, one Flamethrower, and five Demo Charges, the BBQ Squad is an intimidating threat. These Demo Charges are useful against tanks, making these rangers the best Allied anti-tank weapon in game.

This firepower provides the BBQ Squad with numerous different combinations, allowing them to destroy a combination of tanks and squads in a single round. For example, these rangers could destroy two tanks and an infantry squad in one turn depending on movement and enemy placement.

With such destructive powers your BBQ Squad may become a popular Axis target. To prevent their demise combine their movement with a Recon Rangers Squad, who provide them with cover fire and set them up for an advantageous strike.

Mix in One Hero

Embed the BBQ Squad with one of the Allies’ powerful heroes to provide them with even more battle advantages and with survivability. Heroes provide squads with four extra wounds that will soak up some of the damage meant for the rangers. Players can choose from Captain Joseph Brown, Master Sergeant Rosie Donovan, or the upcoming Johnny One-Eye, currently available as a preview figure in Game Night kits.

Captain Joseph Brown is ready to provide the BBQ Squad with his Grenade Launcher and his Black Ops ability. Black Ops will provide the BBQ Squad and the entire Allied forces with an extra die to roll to determine who wins the initiative. Use this ability to begin the round then combine your Flamethrower with Joe’s Grenade Launcher to destroy units under any cover.



Master Sergeant Rosie Donovan, the most well known Sergeant of the whole Allied army, will bring you her handy Tank Head repair skills and more incredible firepower with her giant Bazooka. Use her Bazooka along with the BBQ Squad’s other anti-tank weaponry to further decimate the Axis’ tanks.

Perhaps the most advantageous hero to join the BBQ Squad would be Johnny One-Eye. Using his Badass skill while commanding your assault rangers provides all of them with unlimited ammo! Though this skill does not affect the number of weapons a player can use per activation, the Badass skill provides this squad with unlimited Demo Charges, and a possible battlefield of tanks to decimate.
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« Antwort #6 am: 01. Mai 2011 - 10:38:47 »

Sylter Strandbefestigungen (Tetraeder) als Panzersperren, ja ne ist klar... ;)
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« Antwort #7 am: 01. Mai 2011 - 10:53:57 »

Die Jungs waren halt schon 1947 sehr vorausschauend ;).

Wobei es wirklich faszinierend ist, was von unserer heutigen Technologie auf die Zeit von 39-45 zurĂĽckgeht.

Der eigentliche Grund für die Tetraeder ist aber eher sehr profaner Natur: Tschechenigel sind deutlich umständlicher herzustellen als die Tetraeder und Drachenzähne haben nicht so gut gewirkt.
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« Antwort #8 am: 14. Mai 2011 - 21:52:14 »

Damals hatten die Wissenschaftler wohl freie Hand und Geld spielte keine Rolle weil ein Weltkrieg gefĂĽrht wurde. Heute ist das ein bisschen anders, wobei auch heute noch hin und wieder \"neue\" Hochtechnologie aus Good Old Germany kommt: http://www.sogart.ch/downloads/SOGAFLASH%202002%20Intelligente%20Art%20Mun.pdf
(FĂĽr die PZH 2000 gibt es die auch schon. Es interessiert mich, ob man die Munition vielleicht noch reichweitengesteigert bei den neuen 125`er Fregatten einsetzen kann bzw. daran denkt.).
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« Antwort #9 am: 19. Mai 2011 - 11:59:24 »

Alliierte Fliegende Affenzombies

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Allied Grim Reapers und Tank Busters

“Ready, Frank? Johnny?”
Both of the other soldiers in Sam’s squad nodded. He readjusted his grip on his bazooka then activated his jetpack. They rose slowly off the ground, then gaining speed, quickly scaled the building in front of them.
“There,” Sam muttered into his walkie. The Axis soldiers had taken cover in the building’s doorway. He aimed. “Fire!”




Fantasy Flight Games is pleased to announce the upcoming release of the Allied Grim Reapers and Tank Busters, two new expansions for Dust Tactics! Add the speed and power of these heavy ranger squads to your Allied forces!

A swift advantage

When failure against Axis technology is not an option, Allied scientists are at their best. Seeking to bring forth the destruction of their enemies and provided with vast resources, these scientists created the most modern of technologies: heavy combat armor and reactors. When a few fearless volunteers were equipped with them the Grim Reapers were born.

Named for the death their touch promises, these Allied soldiers attack from above. With the Jump ability and a movement of two, the Grim Reapers can deploy and sweep across the battlefield to reach and destroy any Axis infantry or walker. Players can also use their speed together with Jump to fly over buildings (introduced in Operation “SeeLöwe”), an advantage their Axis enemies have yet to access.

The Grim Reapers are also equipped with dangerous weaponry: Victory MG duals and Rocket Punches. Use the Victory MG duals to deal damage from afar then fly in close and use their turbo-charged fists to K.O. the enemy.

Make good use of their skills to effectively bring an early death to Axis units.

How to destroy a walker

Like their Grim Reaper comrades, the new Allied Tank Busters are equipped with the most modern technology the Allies have at their disposal. These forceful and stoic soldiers have seen too many their compatriots fall under the destructive onslaught of the Axis walkers and plan to use their superior armor and weaponry to cause as much Axis carnage as possible.



The new Allied Tank Busters seem to be a contradiction; despite their heavy combat armor they are able to move across the battlefield quickly. The Tank Busters’ specialty is to function as highly effective anti-armor units.

Each member is equipped with a reactor-fueled bazooka that can waste enemy armored vehicles. Take advantage of their speed to reach an enemy walker no matter where it hides; they are able to ignore obstacles in their path by flying over them! Should their bazookas fail them, these unbelievably strong individuals can punch through a walker’s armor during close combat.

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Axis Gorillas und Axis Zombies

“Did you hear that?” Sigrid hissed.
“Nein,” the officer mumbled. The Baron’s daughter made him uncomfortable.
“Idiot,” Sigrid whispered, but the officer heard it nonetheless. “I’m sure I heard something. Prepare the apes and the Untertoten.”
“But Colonel...” he did not want to go near those things again, they weren’t normal. They were...unholy.




Fantasy Flight Games is pleased to announce the upcoming release of Axis Gorillas and Axis Zombies, two new expansions for Dust Tactics! Both expansions bring inhuman advantages against Allied units. The Axis Gorillas are extraordinarily strong while the Axis Zombies are fearless and resilient to damage.

A fistful of tank

The secret laboratories of the Blutkreuz Korps have produced effective combat units in the past, but none have been considered works of art until the “KampfsAffen” Program yielded the Axis Gorillas. Genetically altered for an increased mental capacity, these specimens also possess both Herculean strength and bestial savagery that they are forced to direct against Allied targets in battle.

These inhuman fighters cast dread into the hearts of Allied soldiers when they charge into the fray. However, the Axis’ poor treatment of these creatures puts their side at risk of reprisal. Could an ape revolt be brewing?

Axis Gorillas have the Blutkreuz Ape ability, which means only a hero with this same ability can join their squad. Luckily for the Axis Gorillas, their fearsome and intelligent leader Markus (available in Operation “SeeLöwe”) can join his simian brothers.

Allied units are advised to kill Axis Gorillas on sight or keep a distance as their monstrous attacks are brutal enough to destroy both squads and walkers of any strength in close combat. Don’t be surprised to see a pack of enraged gorillas tearing apart an Allied walker with sickening ease.

With their Fast ability Allied troops can be certain that it won’t be long before the Axis Gorillas are on top of them.



Resurrected Units

In the wake of Germany’s invasion of Stalingrad, where hundreds of thousands of soldiers had been lost or grievously injured, the Axis leaders turned to the extremes of science. From the labs of the Blutkreuz Korps comes a horrific solution: Wiederbeleben Serum. When this elixir is injected into the corpses of fallen soldiers, it not only reanimates them but grants them incredible resilience. With the Axis Zombies, the Axis now has plenty of new troops for the front lines.

These nightmarish creatures are one of the most powerful units of the Axis. Allied units are advised to use all available resources against these living corpses as they can destroy both squads of soldiers and powerful walkers in close combat.

The Blutkreuz Korps overestimated the tolerance of the majority of the soldiers in the Axis army to their resurrected war companions; many soldiers have deserted their positions. The Axis Zombies possess the Blutkreuz Zombie ability and can only be joined by a hero with the same ability, and so far only the Blutkreuz Korps can withstand the presence of these corpse warriors.

Despite their simple minds, the Blutkreuz Korps needs these undead soldiers to focus on only one objective, annihilating the enemy. With their Fast ability, the Axis Zombies can easily close in on their targets. Allied commanders will need to adapt quickly to these new enemies as they are both mindlessly fearless and sometimes appear impervious to gunfire.
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« Antwort #10 am: 19. Mai 2011 - 12:17:45 »

:vinsent:
need those apes ....  :tanz:

ciao chris
... what the heck ?!?! UNTERtote .... soll ich jetzt noch drauf warten bis irgendeiner dieser sprachbegabten ww2 anglo/amis einen \"schweinehund\" modelliert...  :blush2:
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« Antwort #11 am: 19. Mai 2011 - 13:26:24 »

Mit dem Begriff war ich auch nicht so glücklich, aber schlimmer wirds nimmer. Außerdem waren es nicht die Amis, sondern die italienischen/französischen Designer, die den Namen gewählt haben.
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« Antwort #12 am: 27. Mai 2011 - 08:21:42 »

Modellbau Meisterklasse

Teil 4-6 der Modellbau-Meisterklasse wurden hinzugefügt. Übersetzung folgt demnächst.

http://www.at43-forum.de/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=2732&p=35362#p35362
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« Antwort #13 am: 27. Mai 2011 - 11:00:15 »

Schade, daĂź da jetzt auch der ĂĽbliche Nazizombiescheilalala dabei sein muĂź. Allerdings frage ich mich, wie die Obertoten aussehen werden, die zweifellos noch kommen mĂĽssen!

Nachtrag: Woher nehmen die bösen Achsentruppen eigentlich die Gorillas? Hagenbeck?
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« Antwort #14 am: 29. Mai 2011 - 08:38:54 »

Wobei man fairerweise sagen muss, das sich die meisten anderen Spiele das mit den Nazizombies etc. eigentlich bei Dust abgeguckt haben, denn der Comic und die Welt auf dem Dust Tactics basieren ist schon vor 10 Jahren erschienen. Dust ist das Privatprojekt von Paolo Parente, der es seit Anfang der 90er StĂĽck fĂĽr StĂĽck weiterentwickelt. Und technisch gesehen ist AT-43 eigentlich nur der SF-Offshot gewesen.

Juni-Veröffentlichungen:

DT016 Dust Tactics: Light Panzer Walker $24.95
DT017 Dust Tactics: Light Assault Walker $24.95
DT015 Dust Tactics: Operation “SeeLowe” Expansion $39.95
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