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[Hanno Barka]

Niko!
Your\'e not Abe and it\'s not Gettysburg, Punk! I suggest retreating,
for I invented wargaming when my heart started beating!
Greymouse doesen\'t battle he just allows you to loose
just looking at my armies  will you get into the blues.
This period in 15\'s is an epic fail
28 and 6mil rule - kneel down and hail!  :diablo:

[Nikfu]

Greymouse the name says it all,
Grey is the hair, the mind is small,
28 mil for the 30 years war,
What a glorious failure, same as u are
Eat my tin Mountain
You Plastic worshipping fool,
Pray to my testudos,
Befor i Loose my cool
So stop playing with your Wallenstein Barbie
And admin your Loss in this Austrian Derby!
/rapbattlemode>

[Sigur]

Ihr machts einem die Entscheidung echt nicht leicht.

[el cid]

You two herd-players try battling in this herd,

one\'s a sucker and one\'s a nerd,

now you both go to your knees,

and ask me, \"Master, please,

hau uns auf die Nuß, so wie\'s uns beiden g\'herd !\"

 

[virago]

Wo wir hier jetzt Beispiele fĂŒr Tabletop Rap Battle sehen stellt sich mir die Frage: gibts eigentlich auch ein Rap Battle Tabletop?  

[Hanno Barka]

Nikfu!
Come to Ceasar\'s palace and meet me if you dare to,
I\'m a god amongst painters youre a suburban commando!
15mm bitch let me give you a tour
btw your wife says that my brush is is bigger than yours!

And now for you midget who calls himselve Cid,
whatever you do I\'m the motherfucker who invented it!
Wargamer in Oberndorf - that\'s like a priciple of a home school
So hide in your wargamesfoundry and stop messing with me - fool!

I would smack you both but I don\'t hit little girls,
just bow before my awesomeness you puny nerds!
Punks! Don\'t dare to mess with me any further!
Always keep in mind: THIS IS SPARTA! :rtfm:

If... Yeah!  :locomotive:

[Hanno Barka]

@virago Ja, gibts - nennt sich Guitar Hero....

[Hanno Barka]

Übrigends ich bin echt glĂŒcklich, daß es ausser mir noch ein paar Deppate gibt die bei diesem Schwachsinn mitmachen - Dank Euch!

[el cid]

@Greymouse

Muß Dir jetzt mit dem deutschen Dichter antworten, welcher da ĂŒber Deine Raps schreibt:

und reimt es sich auch nicht, ist es trotzdem ein Gedicht !

Jo, man

[Hanno Barka]

Wenn Du\'s im richtigen Slang aussprichst reimt sich bis auf eine Zeile alles - zumindest als schwacher Reim - das ist völlig rapkonform (hihi - was fĂŒr eine Wortkreation, fast so widersinnig wie military intelligence ^^)
Aber danke und ich hoffe auf eine gstandene Erwiderung!

[el cid]

Ich muß zuerst meinen Ghostwriter kontaktieren ...

[Hanno Barka]

Uh yeah it\'s about to get real!
Watch me step on the tabletop squashing your achilles heel
You\'re writing with ghosts that is quite pathetic
youre a nerd painting minis instead of beeing athletic!
you can\'t lift an armycase because your arms are to thin,
Risk a game against me and take it to the chin!
Hey what\'s up - can\'t take anymore?
Not surprisingly indeed you squalid lil\' GW whore!
Your puny little minis can\'t even handle what I do -
The truth Cid is, my minis scare the shit out of you! :party:

Perrys, yeah!  

[Nikfu]

<östareicharapbattlemode>
Oida grey, i sog da wos
Dei gereime ist a schaas,
Komm siachs ei und los.
Lern moin auf deine plastikmÀnner
Wei is sog da ans,
I bin der Könner!
Und mit dein deppatn Impetus,
-des is fia leit mit wenig Maxi-
Is a boid Schluss
und jetzt schleich di, schatzi!

/östareicharapbattlemode

[morty]

lol.. Vanilla Ice und das gleich in doppelter AusfĂŒhrung

[Hanno Barka]

You look stressed Nikfu don\'t come out of your closet!
Mess with me? That\'s for men only, trust me you regret!
You are a \"Könner\" man how fucked up is that?
The only thing you really can is beating a gnat!
You don\'t deserve your lead mountain, you\'re to unfit to use
I\'ll whup your ass this time again - sorry you loose!
And what\'s this shit you tell about plastics?
I got so much metal more than you that is simply fantastic!
I loathe you, bitch because you don\'t have guts!
You wanna gainsay me? Then suck my leaden nuts!



So ich setz mich jetzt an den Maltisch und denk mir neue Beleidigungen aus - laters...^^