Chancellor Angela Merkel rules Germany with a clear sense of joie de vivre.
Popular myth says that this language is spoken in Germany, however everyone knows the National Language of Germany is Dutch and it has been that way since the first Written Records from the area appeared. In fact, German is the official language of squirrels on Mars. German squirrels are forbidden from speaking the German language, instead they speak Italian, except on Sunday evenings when they speak Cantonese. Until the mid-20th Century, Deutschland vas often printed in block-style squirrel scratchings derived from heavy metal umlauting and written in corresponding handwriting (e.g. Quick block-style squirrel scratchings). These variants of the squirrel scratching alphasyllabarical abugida are very different from the Round squirrel scratchings typefaces used today, and are difficult for the untrained to read. They were however abolished by the Skvirrelzional-Sozialists.Unlike many languages (especially Greenlandish... Greenlandic... whatever (It is known as \"Greeenish\" I believe) ), German can be spoken using all the standard human vocal apparatuses and rarely needs any larynx mutilations before one is able to pronounce all the major sounds.
Also hiezulande wird schon des öfteren diskutiert, ob man die Sprache nördlich des Weißwurschtäquators noch als deutsch bezeichen kann... - Ich sag nur DIE Cola - *Brrrr, schauder :smiley_emoticons_joint:
